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Faith Domergue
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Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark
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ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK
(Cassandra Peterson 1951– ). American actress and film host.

SCIENCE FICTION, FANTASY, AND HORROR FILM CREDITS
Acted in as Cassandra Peterson: Diamonds Are Forever (Guy Hamilton 1971); Fellini's Roma (Federico Fellini 1972); "The Shack" (1978), episode of Fantasy Island (1978); Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (Gary Nelson 1986).

Appeared in: Elvira's Movie Macabre (series of televised movies; host) (1981-88); Filmgore (compilation; host) (Ken Dixon 1983); Jekyll and Hyde ... Together Again (Jerry Belson 1983); Pee Wee's Big Adventure (Tim BURTON 1985); Friday Night Videos (tv series; host) (1988); Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (and co-wrote with Mark Pierson) (James Signorelli 1988); Friday Night Surprise (tv pilot) (1989); "Sing for the Unicorn," "Mummies Curse," episodes of Super Mario Brothers (1989); Elvira's Midnight Madness (tv series 1990); Encounters in the Third Dimension (Ben Stassen 1998); several television specials.

Video host for: Dead of Night (tv movie) (Dan CURTIS 1977); Carpathian Eagle (Francis Megahy 1981); Rude Awakening (1981); Guardian of the Abyss (Don Sharp 1982); Natas: The Reflection (Jack Dunlap 1983); many others.

More so than other film genres, science fiction and horror movies shown on American television have often been introduced by a regular host. To a film critic, this phenomenon might suggest a strongly felt need for an additional mediating presence between the mundane world of the viewer and the outré worlds of science fiction and horror; to a more practical observer, this implies a widespread belief among television station heads that these movies are so unrelievedly awful as to require some sort of additional inducement to get viewers to sit through them. Nevertheless, any criticism of science fiction movies must, at least briefly, take these host figures into consideration; for better or worse, many people (and many critics) first see these films only within these frameworks imposed after the fact, and popular (and critical) opinions about science fiction movies might therefore be influenced by them.

Roughly speaking, television film hosts fall into three categories. In the early days of television, hosts often tried to genuinely mimic the mood of their films: Vampira of Los Angeles television of the 1950s tried to be truly horrifying, as did the unseen sepulchral voice that introduced Chiller movies to Minneapolis viewers (like myself) in the 1960s. Second, there are rare hosts like John STANLEY of San Francisco's Creature Features who are visibly detached from their movies but are willing to take them seriously. Most frequent, however, are hosts who openly despise the films being introduced and devote all their energies to making fun of them, including Laraine Newman, host of Canned Film Festival; the sardonic viewers of Mystery Science Theater 3000; and Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, the host I am most familiar with, whose weekly film series started in Los Angeles and later achieved national syndication before collapsing.

Dressed like a standard vampire (much like Vampira, who complained that she was being imitated), Elvira steadily projected a flip and disrespectful attitude towards her films; she was watching them, she told viewers, only because she was paid to do so, and she didn't understand why anybody else would want to watch them. At the beginning of her vignettes between scenes of the films, she was often seen asleep, apologetically waking up when she realizes that the camera was on her again. At first she made jokes about the films only during breaks; later, anticipating the format of Mystery Science Theater 3000, she began intruding upon the films themselves, displaying her face in a corner and making comments while scenes proceeded. Finally, Elvira came to display a complete lack of interest in the movies, with skits focused on unrelated subjects like an obscene phone caller, Breather; in a way, ignoring the movies displayed even more contempt than her jokes.

Despite the eventual cancellation of her film series, the character, like other noteworthy vampires, has kept coming back from the grave again and again: Elvira starred in her own, unsuccessful film, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (1988), made cameo appearances elsewhere, and continued to make commercials and guest appearances on television programs throughout the 1990s. She has also appeared as host of a series of horror films released on video, stressing once again at every opportunity how awful they are. Most recently featured in a 1998 IMAX film, Encounters in the Third Dimension, Elvira now seems destined to endure into the next millennium and beyond.

To be sure, many movies that have received the Elvira Treatment perhaps deserve only derision, but it was disconcerting to see a good film like Michael Powell's Peeping Tom (1960) served up for wisecracks during her series. Certainly, despite her talents as a comedian and entertainer, anyone with a genuine interest in science fiction and horror films will eventually grow tired of her determination to see all of them only as worthless time-wasters. Elvira's defenses—that she rarely if ever assails classic films, and that she encourages people to view awful films which might otherwise be forgotten—do not seem persuasive; some might even blame her and others of her ilk for a continuing refusal to take science fiction and horror films seriously; and it is hard for a critic of science fiction film to be charitable to someone whose avocation is to constantly denigrate the genre and its related forms.

And that is why I cannot devote an entry to the creators of Mystery Science Theater 3000, the film hosts who seem more relevant to this volume: I cannot bear to watch the show. With Elvira, at least, one can sometimes watch and appreciate a film on its own terms; but Mystery Science Theater 3000 makes this impossible. The one time I attempted to watch it, they were showing The Killer Shrews—admittedly not a good film, but I had never watched it, I wanted to watch it, and I could not enjoyably watch it, as one cannot enjoyably watch any film with an incessant babble of sophomoric humor from the next row. The fact that the first (and hopefully last) Mystery Science Theater 3000 film fires its rhetorical cannons at a true classic, This Island Earth, demonstrates that good films as well as bad films can be subjected to this torture; and it requires no genuine wit to envision a similar denigration for films like The Day the Earth Stood Still ("Hey! That looks like the robot on the Ringo Starr album cover") or 2001: A Space Odyssey ("Why is he doing all that heavy breathing when there aren't any chicks around?"). (I hope no one associated with the series reads this; I don't want to give them any ideas.)

Everyone has to make a living, but all I can say to Elvira, the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew, and all their compatriots is: if you want to make a living by constantly insulting my favorite types of films, then you are no friend of mine; and why you have so many friends in the science fiction community is a mystery to me.

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