| The 13½ Lives of Captain Bluebear | ||||||||
| Walter Moers | ||||||||
| English translation by John Brownjohn of Die 13½ Leben des Käptn Blaubär (1999) | ||||||||
| Secker and Warburg, 703 pages | ||||||||
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A review by Georges T. Dodds
The 13½ Lives of Captain Bluebear is exceedingly popular in Germany, the German amazon.com site (see links)
showing over 60 rave reviews for Die 13½ Leben des Käptn Blaubär, and numerous other German sites are
devoted to it. It has been followed, in Germany, by further tales of Zamonia in Ensel und Krete: Ein Märchen aus
Zamonien von Hildegunst von Mythenmetz (2000, not as yet translated into English), which have received similar accolades.
Comparisons have been made to the fantasy of The Lord of the Rings or Michael Ende's The Neverending Story,
but The 13½ Lives of Captain Bluebear, while it may employ much of the standard fantasy characters, locations
and plot types, is much more akin to the Nonsense rhymes of Edward Lear than to any Tolkien
fantasy. The 13½ Lives of Captain Bluebear is like Robin Williams and Monty Python joining to narrate a Harold
Shea adventure (see The Compleat Enchanter by L.Sprague DeCamp and Fletcher Pratt). The book is a sendup, complete
with wonderful illustrations by the author, of nearly every fantasy (and some science fiction) cliché under the sun: nutty
but brilliant scientists, tie-ins between Atlantis and extra-terrestrials, doomed sea-faring ships, lost cities, and
tunnel-riddled mountains, to name but a few.
To attempt to summarize the plot of The 13½ Lives of Captain Bluebear is impossible, even if it only
covers 13½ of the bluebear's 27 lives. Let me summarize just one life, that in the City of
Atlantis (The City with a Future). The bluebear, who incidentally is simply a bear that is blue, arrives in Atlantis having
spent some time in a Bollogg's head as well as travelling through dimensional hiatuses. After a description of the
multitudinous lifeforms that inhabit the city, the architectural styles and the transportation systems, we find him
fighting off Krackertratts -- mutant pigeon-rat-cockroach hybrids -- along with odor-feeding Olfactils and blood sucking
cat-bat vampires. Living in a tower of Babel and working in a pizzeria, bluebear invents the double-tiered pizza, then
quits that job and becomes the greatest stand-up liar (congladiator) of the Atlantis stage, defeating the sleazy promoter's
heavily betted-upon challenger, but dooming himself to be shanghaied onto a soot-enshrouded slave-ship run by a sentient
chemical element, but not before he escapes the clutches of a talking Sewer Dragon, while the entire city of Atlantis
flies off into outer space under the control of invisible life forms living in its sewers -- and that's only
skimming the surface.
While keeping the laughs and adventure at a fever pitch, Moers still manages to write a book that would appeal to and
be appropriate for both children and adults. So if you want to travel through a crystalline sugar desert in search of
an unapproachable mirage city, gain genius intelligence by catching a communicable disease, fatten up on the carnivorous
Gourmet Island, then pack up your bags, pick up a copy of Dr. Abdullah Nightingale's Encyclopedia of the Marvels,
Life Forms and Other Phenomena of Zamonia and its Environs (comes complimentary with The 13½ Lives of
Captain Bluebear) and reserve a berth on the S.S. Moloch -- and watch out for those Minipirates!
Georges Dodds is a research scientist in vegetable crop physiology, who for close to 25 years has read and collected close to 2000 titles of predominantly pre-1950 science-fiction and fantasy, both in English and French. He writes columns on early imaginative literature for WARP, the newsletter/fanzine of the Montreal Science Fiction and Fantasy Association and maintains a site reflecting his tastes in imaginative literature. |
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