Beyond the Void | |||||
Mark Marsay | |||||
Great Northern Publishing, 256 pages | |||||
A review by Georges T. Dodds
When technologically advanced aliens contact the United Confederation of Worlds with their ultimatum, and the Admiral
of the fleet simply replies "Bollocks!" then manned communications satellites and ships quickly end up vaporized. Who ya gonna
call? Captain James Armstrong Custer, an individualistic, womanizing, damn the torpedoes and "splatter every gog-eyed, uppity
alien from here to kingdom come" kinda guy. At the helm of a lemon, they go off into the void where they are quickly
trapped by the aliens. With an alien probe investigating Nurse Lewis, the suspended animation pods thawing and Dr. Tuttle
tinkering with both illegally obtained tissue samples and communications officer Daisy-May's honour, Custer has his
hands full ridding the universe of the alien threat.
However, the story tends to be episodic at times, with tangents that don't really seem to have much bearing on the main
plot. The humour and sexual situations occur in an interrupted fashion, portions of the novel reading as broad farce
while others are fairly serious or are action driven. With the lazy assistant engineer dying in a particularly messy way,
and the nurse, engineer and robot having to manually clean up what is left of the rotting corpses of half the crew,
dead in their suspended animation pods, there's an awful lot of gruesome events, not terribly conducive to hilarity and
not particularly tied in to the ultimate outcome of their mission. However, this is somewhat redeemed by the character
of Dweeb (Diatronic Weapons Engineered Electronic Being) who, annoyingly whiny at first, slowly gains self-confidence,
before playing a pivotal role in the demise of the aliens, and earning the respect of his peers.
Certainly Beyond the Void is much more fun and better written than John Cleve's early 80s adult science
fiction series Spaceways.
If you're not from Yorkshire but you enjoy Red Dwarf and have watched enough All Creatures Great and Small you should have no difficulty
deciphering the distinct dialect of the crew of the Erasmus. As long as you're not expecting anything deep or
particularly original, you enjoy Star Trek and are searching for something to while away a few hours, then
Into the Void is just fine. It's fast-paced, a mite bit naughty, and best of all, they blow the crap outta those
presumptuous aliens!
Georges Dodds is a research scientist in vegetable crop physiology, who for close to 25 years has read and collected close to 2000 titles of predominantly pre-1950 science-fiction and fantasy, both in English and French. He writes columns on early imaginative literature for WARP, the newsletter/fanzine of the Montreal Science Fiction and Fantasy Association and maintains a site reflecting his tastes in imaginative literature. |
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