| Starman | ||||||||
| Sara Douglass | ||||||||
| Tor, 559 pages | ||||||||
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A review by Alma A. Hromic
Having just laid down Starman, the third book in Douglass's flagship Wayfarer Redemption trilogy,
I am at a complete loss to understand why. There is no depth to this work, nothing to identify with -- and the only
reason this is a "fantasy" appears to be a funky map of a strange place on the endpapers, and the way that everyone
has cutesy names and MultiCapitalisedTitles. And EVERYONE has titles. StarMan. Enchantress. The Sentinels. There would
appear to be no room for the ordinary folk in this world.
There is no context to make suspension of disbelief, however willingly offered, at least
possible. When you come to a piece of dialogue like this:
The characters are so thin that if they stood sideways you would not be able to see them; and even in this
context they are sometimes incredibly mis-presented. For example, Gorgrael, described by Douglass
as "the arch-fiend of the Prophecy of the Destroyer" is a creature clawed, winged, tusked, everything about
it screaming that it is the Evil Overlord. I found more menace in David Bowie's portrayal of the Goblin King
in Labyrinth than resides in Gorgrael's first wing joint -- did nobody ever explain to Douglass that evil
hidden under beauty and therefore unsuspected is many times as powerful as an incarnation so hideous and
obvious that it ends up no more than a cartoon character? She compounds her errors with Gorgrael by mentioning
that this entity -- all-powerful, evil, strong enough to send nightmares across the world and commanding armies
of fell creatures as well as the weather itself -- was "keen to make a good first impression", and
"determined that [Timozel] should find his new master worthy of his service." Er, what? Since when does a
Saruman, a Sauron, any kind of world-ruling, megalomaniac, egotistical and shiningly evil overlord care what
a minion thinks of him -- so long as he does what he is told?
Everyone is handed some sort of wonder-power to be getting on with (no room for the ordinary, remember!) but
it is a bit much, even so, when Timozel notices an "icebear" watching his passage from the tip of a convenient
iceberg. Not only does Timozel immediately know that the bear is a she, but he also instantly knows that a missing
ear on this she-bear, which "gave her head a curiously lopsided charm", was in fact lost "in a past dispute over
another icebear over the carcass of a seal". Telepathy is a wonderful thing... and one does wonder how charming
Timozel would have thought the bear if she (sic) hadn't been safely beyond a paw's reach of him.
There are some passages here of just plain bad writing, and obviously intended just for padding purposes
(fantasy trilogies, after all, must be fat and heavy volumes, and words needs must be found wherever they can be found...)
An example -- and we are back to the hapless Timozel, who has just been conducted to Gorgrael's lair by a suitably
menacing hooded creature known only as Friend.
Descriptive passage concludes with, "It was also very beautiful."
<More description, focusing on pretty colours>
"Beautiful," [Timozel] whispered. "Beautiful." [ Just in case the READER missed it the first time the author pointed this out.]
For some time he continued to sit, absolutely still, [COMMENT: watched pot comes to mind. He sits, he sits...
he sits some more...] his eyes on the now blackening bread, [COMMMENT: the poor bread, its rising no longer
required, still has value as distraction -- and adding word count...] his ears straining. After long minutes of
silence, he could stand it no longer. [COMMENT: 'And about time', the reader mutters...]
"Who's there?" he called injecting as much bravado in his voice as he could. [COMMENT: if word count padding was
required, this would be the place to put it, showing Gilbert's fear and his bravado through his actions rather
than having him sit there for ten minutes and finally coming up with nothing more threatening than 'who's there'.]
When a character as gifted with women, power and prophecy as Axis the StarMan comes up in council
with "Truth to tell, my friends, I am unsure of what to do" -- and then goes on to extrapolate that into the fatuous
statement that Gorgrael will strike and that "the best that we can do is prepare as best we can..." -- well, I'd
be looking for another warleader, myself.
We won't go into Douglass's habit of naming her chapters ("The Song for Drying Clothes", anyone?) but one of
the scariest things about this book is a paragraph buried right at the end of it:
This is the secret that Robert Jordan and, now, Sara Douglass have learned. Hook a fan once, and they will return for any
amount of rehash. Draw a pretty map, make up some weird names, chase them all out of a picturesque castle on wild goose
chase quests, throw in a Dark Lord or a Wicked Witch of the North, and you've got it made -- book after book after book
after trilogy after trilogy.
I dropped Robert Jordan after it became obvious that the Wheel of Time would continue spinning for as
long as I was willing to pay for my seat on it. Well, I learned my lesson. I fully intend to leave Sara Douglass's
characters to seek their redemption as best they can, in their own way, and their own time. Sorry, but there are
hundreds of other, better drawn, more vivid worlds -- whose denizens I can actually bring myself to care
about -- that I can offer my dream-energy to.
Alma A. Hromic, addicted (in random order) to coffee, chocolate and books, has a constant and chronic problem of "too many books, not enough bookshelves". When not collecting more books and avidly reading them (with a cup of coffee at hand), she keeps busy writing her own. Her latest fantasy work, a two-volume series entitled Changer of Days, was published by HarperCollins. |
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