Sex in the System | ||||||||
edited by Cecilia Tan | ||||||||
Thunder's Mouth Press, 283 pages | ||||||||
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A review by Martin Lewis
There is a difference between dealing with sex and being sexy though. Joe Haldeman opens and closes the collection
with two pieces, neither of which could be described as hot. The first, "The Future Of Sex: A Garden Of Unearthly
Delights," is a piece of light comic erotic SF verse. Thankfully that isn't a description you have to use
too frequently. The second, "More Than The Sum Of His Parts," is more typical of the fare on offer. It originally
appeared in Playboy in 1985 and takes the form of Doctor Wilson Cheetham's journal, recording his
recovery from a traumatic industrial accident. His injures are so severe that he needs multiple cybernetic
replacements, including a bionic penis. The supposed eroticism of the story stems from this new organ: longer,
thicker and apparently irresistible to woman because it can be erected at will. Cheetham is actually a fairly
repellent character and the unlikely magnetism of his member is not erotic in the slightest. It turns out
Haldeman is writing a mad scientist -- well, technically mad engineer -- story so at least some of this is
knowing but that doesn't save the story which ends up stranded in limbo halfway to satire.
Haldeman is a friend of Tan's which perhaps clouded her judgement. Her other reprint selections are some of the
best stories in the book and prove she is a good anthologist, although again they aren't particularly
sexy. Gavin J. Grant's "Softly, With A Big Stick" is short little dystopian piece about a world in which noise
is a crime and, because it is taboo, it is therefore erotic. Outside of Grant's world though, burping and farting
are striped of such racy connotations. Scott Westerfeld's "That Which Does Not Kill Us" is a queasy psychological
profile of a sexual predator who finds he cannot stomach his prey. It is perhaps the best story in the collection
but it is cold and unsettling, aimed more at the spine than the groin.
The final reprint, "The Show" by M. Christian, has the opposite problem to these stories: sex with no story. It
is often suggested that sex is hard to write. Certainly sex scenes are easily mocked once stripped of context but
generally that old advice "write what you know" holds true and most people know their sexual fantasies very well
indeed. This means that even in a story as fundamentally lame and dated as Christian's take on cultural subversion
you can still have a decent sex scene.
This problem -- that SF is harder than SEX -- is one that several of the original pieces share. Tan cautions
against the type of erotica which tends towards "overly empathetic heart-stirring romance where the wish fulfilment
is laid on so thick it changes my sense of disbelief." It is odd then that she opens Sex In The System with
two such stories, "The Proof" by Shariann Lewitt and "The Book Collector" by Sarah Micklem. After these,
Beth Bernobich's "Remembrance" is a welcome dose of realism, dealing with love rather than impossible
infatuation, even if it is rather dull.
The collection swings back and forth like this and this is actually one of its strengths. After all, variety
is the spice of life. "Value For O" by Jennifer Stevenson isn't even a science fiction story; it is what is
perhaps an even rarer beast, a funny erotic story. Told entirely in dialogue, it eavesdrops on a couple as they
attempt to unravel the mystery of the female orgasm using an extended mathematical metaphor:
Martin Lewis lives in East London. His reviews have appeared in venues including Vector, Strange Horizons and The New York Review of Science Fiction. He blogs at Everything Is Nice. |
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