The King Of Ice Cream | |||||||||
Robert Wayne McCoy | |||||||||
Five Star, 409 pages | |||||||||
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A review by Nathan Brazil
The author also has an interesting line in supporting characters, including the Patchwork Man, who has strawberry ice cream
for blood, Nathan Ellis, a taxi driver whose dead mother sits in the back, and Mac MacKindell, a grizzled Paladin on the trail
of a fallen angel named Gustav, who like all angels lacks the power to dream. It's the kind of commercial, light horror which
it's easy to imagine lighting up the eyes of any commissioning editor worth his salt.
A slightly fuzzy opening, concerned with the origins of the Codices of Smoke and Gustav, leads straight on to a block of
chapters which introduce McCoy's main character, his friends, and the town of Mill Run. The main man is 16 year-old Luke
Yeager, a newly trained Paladin, on his way back to college. We find that all is not well in the town, and the problem seems
to be centered around Ice Cream Dreams, a store run by an unctuous salesman named Truman Goodspeed. 'I scream, you scream,
we all scream for ice cream.' The children's chant is repeated over and over. Throughout the first hundred pages, the
author lingers on the minutia of characters lives, at the expense of the plot. People meander into various situations,
and there's a feeling that he knew where he wanted to end up, but wasn't entirely sure about the route he would
take. There's also a jarring tendency to flip back and forth in time, and from third to first person perspective. It
took until about halfway through, before the good ideas swam back into focus; Gustav's search for the Codices of Smoke,
the second Fall of what biblical legend describes as Mighty Men, the Sons of God who came unto the daughters of
men, Truman Goodspeed's dark zeal in selling angelic ice cream, and the fallen angels skewed plan to end evil by
taking Hell from Satan and giving it back to God. It's a heady mix, made irritating by contradictions and lack of
clarity. Both of which could have -- and should have -- been banished by the editor. For example, the Paladins are
supposedly highly trained, well educated people. But not one of them ever questions anything written in the Bible,
a book which has passed through at least three languages, and been mercilessly edited to suit the agenda of various
branches of Christianity. The kind of questions which occur to most educated Christians are never mentioned by any
Paladin. Instead, we're presented with a bunch of people who are nice enough on the outside, but have a collective
mind set which is no different to any other Fundamentalist fanatics. A little dissent among the ranks would have
produced some welcome tension in what deteriorates into a good guys versus bad guys tale, all black and white with
no shades of grey. Most bizarre of all, is the epilogue, which has the feel of a Clint Eastwood movie set, crossed
with Stephen King's The Dark Tower. I was left with the impression that Robert Wayne McCoy has
imagination and much promise, but his debut novel suffers from rather poor editing. I'd like to see his next work pared
down by about 150 pages, polished until it gleamed, and tightened until the nuts squeaked.
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