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by Rick Norwood
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Star Trek Voyager, "Barge of the Dead" (***) by Ronald D. Moore and Bryan Fuller | |
An entertaining episode, provided you check your brain at the door when you go in. It is
worth watching just to see Tuvok handle a Bat'leth -- better than any Klingon.
If, on the other hand, you stop to think, then there are three explanations for what is really
going on, and the episode as filmed does not choose between them.
So, we had better go with the explanation that this episode establishes that in the Star
Trek Universe, the Klingon religion is the One True Religion, and move on.
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Harsh Realm, "Pilot" (***) written by Chris Carter | |
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In Harsh Realm there is the usual inability on the part of the characters to resist feeling
sentimental about virtual people who they know perfectly well have no existence outside of a
computer program. This shows about as much maturity as feeling grief every time Lara Croft
gets killed.
The virtues of Harsh Realm are, first, a lot of action, and second, enough complications to
make the story more interesting than your average virtual reality story. It also features Chris
Carter's speciality, lots of Unanswered Questions.
The biggest problem, aside from the inability of the characters to treat computer
constructs like computer constructs rather than like the people they represent, is that nothing
makes any sense.
As the story develops, we discover that a villain named Santiago has taken over Harsh
Realm, a virtual reality training program inside an Army computer. The army therefore sends
large numbers of soldiers into the virtual reality to fight Santiago -- but not a large enough
number and not well enough armed for them to win. If they die in virtual reality, their bodies
die, too. They can't just attack Santiago's body because he is jacking into the program from
some unknown location.
What is wrong with this picture?
In the first place, why not just unplug the computer. That would wipe the Santiago
program and they could start fresh. Well, maybe they have spent so much money on this
computer simulation that it is worth sacrificing the lives of a few hundred soldiers to avoid
erasing the program. What, they don't have a backup? Well, maybe they were too stupid to back
up the program before running it. Then why not cut all external connections to the computer so
Santiago can't jack in from outside. Well, maybe the program depends on continuous satellite
feed. After all, you and I and everyone else on earth are there in the program. Then they have the
option of ignoring Santiago. He has, after all, only taken over a small piece of virtual land. They
can run their training program somewhere else, and let Santiago play around with his little bit of
virtual reality all he wants. Well, maybe they can't stand this, because Santiago is a Bad Man,
like Saddam Hussein, and the U.S. Army can't let a Bad Man go unpunished. Well, how do we
know Santiago is a Bad Man? Because he mistreats women. But the women he mistreats are
just computer simulations of women. They aren't real. Is it bad to mistreat a computer
simulation?
Sigh. There are certainly a lot of questions that need to be answered, and I will probably
tune in next week to see if Chris Carter has any answers.
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Rick Norwood is a mathematician and writer whose small press publishing house, Manuscript Press, has published books by Hal Clement, R.A. Lafferty, and Hal Foster. He is also the editor of Comics Revue Monthly, which publishes such classic comic strips as Flash Gordon, Sky Masters, Modesty Blaise, Tarzan, Odd Bodkins, Casey Ruggles, The Phantom, Gasoline Alley, Krazy Kat, Alley Oop, Little Orphan Annie, Barnaby, Buz Sawyer, and Steve Canyon. |
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