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by Rick Norwood
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The first half of February saw one of the best ever Voyagers and one of the worst ever X-Files.
The four-part X-Files mythos story promised by Fox did not materialize.
The first February episode, "The Gift" (***) by Frank Spotnitz did have a brief flashback cameo by David Duchovny,
and a story about a Native American who eats sickness set shortly after Dogget met Scully. That seemed to suggest four
episodes, each set a month later than the one before, that would bring us up to date on the investigation of Mulder's disappearance.
That didn't happen. The second February episode, "Medusa" (*), also by Frank Spotnitz, consisted almost entirely
of Dogget wandering through tunnels shining a flashlight and acting like an idiot.
The good news is a major X-Files mythos episode scheduled for Sunday February 18. This time for sure.
Dogget and three others go into the tunnel to investigate, while Scully stays behind to call the shots. They are looking
for an infected killer.
They come to a side tunnel. No need to look in there, says the stupid subway cop. Everyone else seems to think it is
perfectly reasonable to ignore side tunnels when searching for killers, but Dogget insists they look anyway. They find
lots more bodies, including the killer's. Well, says the stupid subway manager, I guess that clears everything up. Let's
open the tunnel! Scully tries to talk him out of it. Stupid Scully. The FBI have no authority over civilians. But the
CDC does. And a CDC investigator saw the bodies. Stupid CDC investigator. She does nothing. The stupid subway cop
comes down with green slime disease. Does Dogget insist he get immediate medical treatment for this condition that has
already killed a whole bunch of people? He does not. He pulls a gun on the subway cop and insists that even though he
is infected he must continue the search.
Stupid, stupid Dogget. Then, at the last minute, himself infected with the disease, Dogget makes an electrical connection
between the third rail and a pool of green slime. The green slime is killed instantly. All of it. Even the green
slime in puddles far removed and clearly isolated from the patch he shocked. Even the green slime on victims far
removed from the shock.
Killed so thoroughly that there is no evidence what-so-ever that the green slime was ever there. So, there is no
evidence to prove that this was an X-File and the subways run on time.
Here, two hundred five Klingons beam onto Voyager -- hard to do better than that. If you don't mind further evidence that
the Klingon religion is the one true religion, this is a fun show, with about twice as much plot as most Voyagers, and lots
of cool Klingon stuff.
Just ten more Voyagers before the end.
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Rick Norwood is a mathematician and writer whose small press publishing house, Manuscript Press, has published books by Hal Clement, R.A. Lafferty, and Hal Foster. He is also the editor of Comics Revue Monthly, which publishes such classic comic strips as Flash Gordon, Sky Masters, Modesty Blaise, Tarzan, Odd Bodkins, Casey Ruggles, The Phantom, Gasoline Alley, Krazy Kat, Alley Oop, Little Orphan Annie, Barnaby, Buz Sawyer, and Steve Canyon. |
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