"Aliens flying through hoops!" yelled the umpire. Fifty thousand blorgles jumped from his rulebook and began dispensing advice to the discombobulated defenders. John metamorphosed, Alice self-replicated, and Winston reconfigured. "Looks can deceive", said one Alice.
The Cincinnati police had their annual picnic at LeGuin ballpark and happened to see Winston burst. Telepathically, the captain called for backup, but
"It's only Neutron. We call him that because he's so positive." --from This Island Earth