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Re: Forum game...

Postby Stinky93 » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:11 am

"Aliens flying through hoops!" yelled the umpire. Fifty thousand blorgles jumped from his rulebook and began dispensing advice to the discombobulated defenders. John metamorphosed, Alice self-replicated, and Winston reconfigured. "Looks can deceive", said one Alice.

The Cincinnati police had their annual picnic at LeGuin ballpark and happened to see Winston burst. Telepathically, the captain called for backup, but stumbled on John's exoskeletal diaper and fell in love. Dark stains slowly spread around the captain. "Conductivity high", gloated an underling.

Maniacal aliens, saturated with pudding, shifted positions laboriously. The hoops seemed to shimmer and vanished!

Meanwhile, in Philadelphia, the army was ordered to deploy
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Re: Forum game...

Postby slaven41 » Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:25 pm

"Aliens flying through hoops!" yelled the umpire. Fifty thousand blorgles jumped from his rulebook and began dispensing advice to the discombobulated defenders. John metamorphosed, Alice self-replicated, and Winston reconfigured. "Looks can deceive", said one Alice.

The Cincinnati police had their annual picnic at LeGuin ballpark and happened to see Winston burst. Telepathically, the captain called for backup, but stumbled on John's exoskeletal diaper and fell in love. Dark stains slowly spread around the captain. "Conductivity high", gloated an underling.

Maniacal aliens, saturated with pudding, shifted positions laboriously. The hoops seemed to shimmer and vanished!

Meanwhile, in Philadelphia, the army was ordered to deploy its

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Re: Forum game...

Postby HAL Jr » Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:09 pm

"Aliens flying through hoops!" yelled the umpire. Fifty thousand blorgles jumped from his rulebook and began dispensing advice to the discombobulated defenders. John metamorphosed, Alice self-replicated, and Winston reconfigured. "Looks can deceive", said one Alice.

The Cincinnati police had their annual picnic at LeGuin ballpark and happened to see Winston burst. Telepathically, the captain called for backup, but stumbled on John's exoskeletal diaper and fell in love. Dark stains slowly spread around the captain. "Conductivity high", gloated an underling.

Maniacal aliens, saturated with pudding, shifted positions laboriously. The hoops seemed to shimmer and vanished!

Meanwhile, in Philadelphia, the army was ordered to deploy its alien and then establish a beachhead in Cincinnati. Spectators gaped as the army began scoring hits. The blorgles retaliated by calling up a self-help video for the dreadnaught "Old Ironsides", while penalizing themselves for their lack of objectivity. If by sundown the defenders reach Tulsa, it looks certain that the soldiers will be dangerously inebriated.

The Navy denied the blorgles existed, while secretly "Old Ironsides" initiated an attack that proved to be noisy and devastating. "Never surrender, never quote surrender-monkeys," whimpered the Army's mascot.

One Alice tried to score a date with the leader of the blorgles. but unfortunately hermaphrodites weren't attracted by sound on the wavelength of the odd Alice. Meanwhile, John was remembering Alice as his unwilling sex slave. He cried for lost film of the passionate perversions he practiced during 2023 and he realized good things are transient.

Suddenly, all hell broke loose!

A warp in space/time ruptured and the light of Yankee Stadium, November 1930, beckoned.

The Army/Navy withdrew at halftime and although 1930 cheerleaders weren't even nude they still inspired the men.

The future temporal nerve agent passed gas and then tried to activate his lifeline.

Unfortunately for Army Cadets, the Navy weren't giving up. They stormed down the troopers'
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Re: Forum game...

Postby Brightonian » Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:15 am

"Aliens flying through hoops!" yelled the umpire. Fifty thousand blorgles jumped from his rulebook and began dispensing advice to the discombobulated defenders. John metamorphosed, Alice self-replicated, and Winston reconfigured. "Looks can deceive", said one Alice.

The Cincinnati police had their annual picnic at LeGuin ballpark and happened to see Winston burst. Telepathically, the captain called for backup, but stumbled on John's exoskeletal diaper and fell in love. Dark stains slowly spread around the captain. "Conductivity high", gloated an underling.

Maniacal aliens, saturated with pudding, shifted positions laboriously. The hoops seemed to shimmer and vanished!

Meanwhile, in Philadelphia, the army was ordered to deploy its alien and then establish a beachhead in Cincinnati. Spectators gaped as the army began scoring hits. The blorgles retaliated by calling up a self-help video for the dreadnaught "Old Ironsides", while penalizing themselves for their lack of objectivity. If by sundown the defenders reach Tulsa, it looks certain that the soldiers will be dangerously inebriated.

The Navy denied the blorgles existed, while secretly "Old Ironsides" initiated an attack that proved to be noisy and devastating. "Never surrender, never quote surrender-monkeys," whimpered the Army's mascot.

One Alice tried to score a date with the leader of the blorgles. but unfortunately hermaphrodites weren't attracted by sound on the wavelength of the odd Alice. Meanwhile, John was remembering Alice as his unwilling sex slave. He cried for lost film of the passionate perversions he practiced during 2023 and he realized good things are transient.

Suddenly, all hell broke loose!

A warp in space/time ruptured and the light of Yankee Stadium, November 1930, beckoned.

The Army/Navy withdrew at halftime and although 1930 cheerleaders weren't even nude they still inspired the men.

The future temporal nerve agent passed gas and then tried to activate his lifeline.

Unfortunately for Army Cadets, the Navy weren't giving up. They stormed down the troopers' defensive barrier and scored!

"Well, " said Winston transdimensionally,"What an unexpected goal!"

Meanwhile at Merapi
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Re: Forum game...

Postby admin » Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:29 am

"Aliens flying through hoops!" yelled the umpire. Fifty thousand blorgles jumped from his rulebook and began dispensing advice to the discombobulated defenders. John metamorphosed, Alice self-replicated, and Winston reconfigured. "Looks can deceive", said one Alice.

The Cincinnati police had their annual picnic at LeGuin ballpark and happened to see Winston burst. Telepathically, the captain called for backup, but stumbled on John's exoskeletal diaper and fell in love. Dark stains slowly spread around the captain. "Conductivity high", gloated an underling.

Maniacal aliens, saturated with pudding, shifted positions laboriously. The hoops seemed to shimmer and vanished!

Meanwhile, in Philadelphia, the army was ordered to deploy its alien and then establish a beachhead in Cincinnati. Spectators gaped as the army began scoring hits. The blorgles retaliated by calling up a self-help video for the dreadnaught "Old Ironsides", while penalizing themselves for their lack of objectivity. If by sundown the defenders reach Tulsa, it looks certain that the soldiers will be dangerously inebriated.

The Navy denied the blorgles existed, while secretly "Old Ironsides" initiated an attack that proved to be noisy and devastating. "Never surrender, never quote surrender-monkeys," whimpered the Army's mascot.

One Alice tried to score a date with the leader of the blorgles. but unfortunately hermaphrodites weren't attracted by sound on the wavelength of the odd Alice. Meanwhile, John was remembering Alice as his unwilling sex slave. He cried for lost film of the passionate perversions he practiced during 2023 and he realized good things are transient.

Suddenly, all hell broke loose!

A warp in space/time ruptured and the light of Yankee Stadium, November 1930, beckoned.

The Army/Navy withdrew at halftime and although 1930 cheerleaders weren't even nude they still inspired the men.

The future temporal nerve agent passed gas and then tried to activate his lifeline.

Unfortunately for Army Cadets, the Navy weren't giving up. They stormed down the troopers' defensive barrier and scored!

"Well, " said Winston transdimensionally,"What an unexpected goal!"

Meanwhile at Merapi something was stirring. Slowly,almost imperceptibly, volcanic lava began to ooze. In "Aliens flying through hoops!" yelled the umpire. Fifty thousand blorgles jumped from his rulebook and began dispensing advice to the discombobulated defenders. John metamorphosed, Alice self-replicated, and Winston reconfigured. "Looks can deceive", said one Alice.

The Cincinnati police had their annual picnic at LeGuin ballpark and happened to see Winston burst. Telepathically, the captain called for backup, but stumbled on John's exoskeletal diaper and fell in love. Dark stains slowly spread around the captain. "Conductivity high", gloated an underling.

Maniacal aliens, saturated with pudding, shifted positions laboriously. The hoops seemed to shimmer and vanished!

Meanwhile, in Philadelphia, the army was ordered to deploy its alien and then establish a beachhead in Cincinnati. Spectators gaped as the army began scoring hits. The blorgles retaliated by calling up a self-help video for the dreadnaught "Old Ironsides", while penalizing themselves for their lack of objectivity. If by sundown the defenders reach Tulsa, it looks certain that the soldiers will be dangerously inebriated.

The Navy denied the blorgles existed, while secretly "Old Ironsides" initiated an attack that proved to be noisy and devastating. "Never surrender, never quote surrender-monkeys," whimpered the Army's mascot.

One Alice tried to score a date with the leader of the blorgles. but unfortunately hermaphrodites weren't attracted by sound on the wavelength of the odd Alice. Meanwhile, John was remembering Alice as his unwilling sex slave. He cried for lost film of the passionate perversions he practiced during 2023 and he realized good things are transient.

Suddenly, all hell broke loose!

A warp in space/time ruptured and the light of Yankee Stadium, November 1930, beckoned.

The Army/Navy withdrew at halftime and although 1930 cheerleaders weren't even nude they still inspired the men.

The future temporal nerve agent passed gas and then tried to activate his lifeline.

Unfortunately for Army Cadets, the Navy weren't giving up. They stormed down the troopers' defensive barrier and scored!

"Well, " said Winston transdimensionally,"What an unexpected goal!"

Meanwhile at Merapi something was stirring. Slowly,almost imperceptibly, volcanic lava began to ooze. In "Aliens flying through hoops!" yelled the umpire. Fifty thousand blorgles jumped from his rulebook and began dispensing advice to the discombobulated defenders. John metamorphosed, Alice self-replicated, and Winston reconfigured. "Looks can deceive", said one Alice.

The Cincinnati police had their annual picnic at LeGuin ballpark and happened to see Winston burst. Telepathically, the captain called for backup, but stumbled on John's exoskeletal diaper and fell in love. Dark stains slowly spread around the captain. "Conductivity high", gloated an underling.

Maniacal aliens, saturated with pudding, shifted positions laboriously. The hoops seemed to shimmer and vanished!

Meanwhile, in Philadelphia, the army was ordered to deploy its alien and then establish a beachhead in Cincinnati. Spectators gaped as the army began scoring hits. The blorgles retaliated by calling up a self-help video for the dreadnaught "Old Ironsides", while penalizing themselves for their lack of objectivity. If by sundown the defenders reach Tulsa, it looks certain that the soldiers will be dangerously inebriated.

The Navy denied the blorgles existed, while secretly "Old Ironsides" initiated an attack that proved to be noisy and devastating. "Never surrender, never quote surrender-monkeys," whimpered the Army's mascot.

One Alice tried to score a date with the leader of the blorgles. but unfortunately hermaphrodites weren't attracted by sound on the wavelength of the odd Alice. Meanwhile, John was remembering Alice as his unwilling sex slave. He cried for lost film of the passionate perversions he practiced during 2023 and he realized good things are transient.

Suddenly, all hell broke loose!

A warp in space/time ruptured and the light of Yankee Stadium, November 1930, beckoned.

The Army/Navy withdrew at halftime and although 1930 cheerleaders weren't even nude they still inspired the men.

The future temporal nerve agent passed gas and then tried to activate his lifeline.

Unfortunately for Army Cadets, the Navy weren't giving up. They stormed down the troopers' defensive barrier and scored!

"Well, " said Winston transdimensionally,"What an unexpected goal!"

Meanwhile at Merapi something was stirring. Slowly,almost imperceptibly, volcanic lava began to ooze. In Yogyakarta, did Koobla Karn, the attache of The Plezhurr Doam, called the
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Re: Forum game...

Postby HAL Jr » Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:49 pm

"Aliens flying through hoops!" yelled the umpire. Fifty thousand blorgles jumped from his rulebook and began dispensing advice to the discombobulated defenders. John metamorphosed, Alice self-replicated, and Winston reconfigured. "Looks can deceive", said one Alice.

The Cincinnati police had their annual picnic at LeGuin ballpark and happened to see Winston burst. Telepathically, the captain called for backup, but stumbled on John's exoskeletal diaper and fell in love. Dark stains slowly spread around the captain. "Conductivity high", gloated an underling.

Maniacal aliens, saturated with pudding, shifted positions laboriously. The hoops seemed to shimmer and vanished!

Meanwhile, in Philadelphia, the army was ordered to deploy its alien and then establish a beachhead in Cincinnati. Spectators gaped as the army began scoring hits. The blorgles retaliated by calling up a self-help video for the dreadnaught "Old Ironsides", while penalizing themselves for their lack of objectivity. If by sundown the defenders reach Tulsa, it looks certain that the soldiers will be dangerously inebriated.

The Navy denied the blorgles existed, while secretly "Old Ironsides" initiated an attack that proved to be noisy and devastating. "Never surrender, never quote surrender-monkeys," whimpered the Army's mascot.

One Alice tried to score a date with the leader of the blorgles. but unfortunately hermaphrodites weren't attracted by sound on the wavelength of the odd Alice. Meanwhile, John was remembering Alice as his unwilling sex slave. He cried for lost film of the passionate perversions he practiced during 2023 and he realized good things are transient.

Suddenly, all hell broke loose!

A warp in space/time ruptured and the light of Yankee Stadium, November 1930, beckoned.

The Army/Navy withdrew at halftime and although 1930 cheerleaders weren't even nude they still inspired the men.

The future temporal nerve agent passed gas and then tried to activate his lifeline.

Unfortunately for Army Cadets, the Navy weren't giving up. They stormed down the troopers' defensive barrier and scored!

"Well, " said Winston transdimensionally,"What an unexpected goal!"

Meanwhile at Merapi something was stirring. Slowly,almost imperceptibly, volcanic lava began to ooze. In "Aliens flying through hoops!" yelled the umpire. Fifty thousand blorgles jumped from his rulebook and began dispensing advice to the discombobulated defenders. John metamorphosed, Alice self-replicated, and Winston reconfigured. "Looks can deceive", said one Alice.

The Cincinnati police had their annual picnic at LeGuin ballpark and happened to see Winston burst. Telepathically, the captain called for backup, but stumbled on John's exoskeletal diaper and fell in love. Dark stains slowly spread around the captain. "Conductivity high", gloated an underling.

Maniacal aliens, saturated with pudding, shifted positions laboriously. The hoops seemed to shimmer and vanished!

Meanwhile, in Philadelphia, the army was ordered to deploy its alien and then establish a beachhead in Cincinnati. Spectators gaped as the army began scoring hits. The blorgles retaliated by calling up a self-help video for the dreadnaught "Old Ironsides", while penalizing themselves for their lack of objectivity. If by sundown the defenders reach Tulsa, it looks certain that the soldiers will be dangerously inebriated.

The Navy denied the blorgles existed, while secretly "Old Ironsides" initiated an attack that proved to be noisy and devastating. "Never surrender, never quote surrender-monkeys," whimpered the Army's mascot.

One Alice tried to score a date with the leader of the blorgles. but unfortunately hermaphrodites weren't attracted by sound on the wavelength of the odd Alice. Meanwhile, John was remembering Alice as his unwilling sex slave. He cried for lost film of the passionate perversions he practiced during 2023 and he realized good things are transient.

Suddenly, all hell broke loose!

A warp in space/time ruptured and the light of Yankee Stadium, November 1930, beckoned.

The Army/Navy withdrew at halftime and although 1930 cheerleaders weren't even nude they still inspired the men.

The future temporal nerve agent passed gas and then tried to activate his lifeline.

Unfortunately for Army Cadets, the Navy weren't giving up. They stormed down the troopers' defensive barrier and scored!

"Well, " said Winston transdimensionally,"What an unexpected goal!"

Meanwhile at Merapi something was stirring. Slowly,almost imperceptibly, volcanic lava began to ooze. In "Aliens flying through hoops!" yelled the umpire. Fifty thousand blorgles jumped from his rulebook and began dispensing advice to the discombobulated defenders. John metamorphosed, Alice self-replicated, and Winston reconfigured. "Looks can deceive", said one Alice.

The Cincinnati police had their annual picnic at LeGuin ballpark and happened to see Winston burst. Telepathically, the captain called for backup, but stumbled on John's exoskeletal diaper and fell in love. Dark stains slowly spread around the captain. "Conductivity high", gloated an underling.

Maniacal aliens, saturated with pudding, shifted positions laboriously. The hoops seemed to shimmer and vanished!

Meanwhile, in Philadelphia, the army was ordered to deploy its alien and then establish a beachhead in Cincinnati. Spectators gaped as the army began scoring hits. The blorgles retaliated by calling up a self-help video for the dreadnaught "Old Ironsides", while penalizing themselves for their lack of objectivity. If by sundown the defenders reach Tulsa, it looks certain that the soldiers will be dangerously inebriated.

The Navy denied the blorgles existed, while secretly "Old Ironsides" initiated an attack that proved to be noisy and devastating. "Never surrender, never quote surrender-monkeys," whimpered the Army's mascot.

One Alice tried to score a date with the leader of the blorgles. but unfortunately hermaphrodites weren't attracted by sound on the wavelength of the odd Alice. Meanwhile, John was remembering Alice as his unwilling sex slave. He cried for lost film of the passionate perversions he practiced during 2023 and he realized good things are transient.

Suddenly, all hell broke loose!

A warp in space/time ruptured and the light of Yankee Stadium, November 1930, beckoned.

The Army/Navy withdrew at halftime and although 1930 cheerleaders weren't even nude they still inspired the men.

The future temporal nerve agent passed gas and then tried to activate his lifeline.

Unfortunately for Army Cadets, the Navy weren't giving up. They stormed down the troopers' defensive barrier and scored!

"Well, " said Winston transdimensionally,"What an unexpected goal!"

Meanwhile at Merapi something was stirring. Slowly,almost imperceptibly, volcanic lava began to ooze. In Yogyakarta, did Koobla Karn, the attache of The Plezhurr Doam, called the Police
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Re: Forum game...

Postby admin » Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:27 am

((Chapter One has been moved to the first post in this thread. Chapter Two begins below, but I suggest we start to tie in the events in Chapter One.))

Chapter Two

Meanwhile at Merapi something was stirring. Slowly,almost imperceptibly, volcanic lava began to ooze. In Yogyakarta, did Koobla Karn, the attache of The Plezhurr Doam, called the Police. "I want
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Re: Forum game...

Postby HAL Jr » Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:44 am

((Chapter One has been moved to the first post in this thread. Chapter Two begins below, but I suggest we start to tie in the events in Chapter One.))

Chapter Two

Meanwhile at Merapi something was stirring. Slowly,almost imperceptibly, volcanic lava began to ooze. In Yogyakarta, did Koobla Karn, the attache of The Plezhurr Doam, called the Police. "I want coffee, quick!"
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Re: Forum game...

Postby temp » Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:19 pm

((Chapter One has been moved to the first post in this thread. Chapter Two begins below, but I suggest we start to tie in the events in Chapter One.))

Chapter Two

Meanwhile at Merapi something was stirring. Slowly,almost imperceptibly, volcanic lava began to ooze. In Yogyakarta, did Koobla Karn, the attache of The Plezhurr Doam, called the Police. "I want coffee, quick!".
"Coffee...erh..poisened...
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Re: Forum game...

Postby HAL Jr » Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:27 pm

Chapter Two

Meanwhile at Merapi something was stirring. Slowly,almost imperceptibly, volcanic lava began to ooze. In Yogyakarta, did Koobla Karn, the attache of The Plezhurr Doam, called the Police. "I want coffee, quick!".
"Coffee...erh..poisened...or boiled sir?"
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Re: Forum game...

Postby admin » Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:40 am

Chapter Two

Meanwhile at Merapi something was stirring. Slowly,almost imperceptibly, volcanic lava began to ooze. In Yogyakarta, Koobla Karn, the attache of The Plezhurr Doam, called the Police. "I want coffee, quick!".

"Coffee...erh..poisened...or boiled sir?" asked Hamengkubuwono, his
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Re: Forum game...

Postby HAL Jr » Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:44 pm

Chapter Two

Meanwhile at Merapi something was stirring. Slowly,almost imperceptibly, volcanic lava began to ooze. In Yogyakarta, Koobla Karn, the attache of The Plezhurr Doam, called the Police. "I want coffee, quick!".

"Coffee...erh..poisened...or boiled sir?" asked Hamengkubuwono, his hand reaching for the percolator.
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Re: Forum game...

Postby admin » Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:04 am

Chapter Two

Meanwhile at Merapi something was stirring. Slowly,almost imperceptibly, volcanic lava began to ooze. In Yogyakarta, Koobla Karn, the attache of The Plezhurr Doam, called the Police. "I want coffee, quick!".

"Coffee...erh..poisened...or boiled sir?" asked Hamengkubuwono, his hand reaching for the percolator.

"We need
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Re: Forum game...

Postby HAL Jr » Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:39 am

Chapter Two

Meanwhile at Merapi something was stirring. Slowly,almost imperceptibly, volcanic lava began to ooze. In Yogyakarta, Koobla Karn, the attache of The Plezhurr Doam, called the Police. "I want coffee, quick!".

"Coffee...erh..poisened...or boiled sir?" asked Hamengkubuwono, his hand reaching for the percolator.

"We need chicory!"
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Re: Forum game...

Postby admin » Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:21 am

Chapter Two

Meanwhile at Merapi something was stirring. Slowly,almost imperceptibly, volcanic lava began to ooze. In Yogyakarta, Koobla Karn, the attache of The Plezhurr Doam, called the Police. "I want coffee, quick!".

"Coffee...erh..poisened...or boiled sir?" asked Hamengkubuwono, his hand reaching for the percolator.

"We need chicory!" Karn snapped.
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