The Compleat Adventures of Jules de Grandin | This I Remember. The Memoirs of a Funeral Director | |
Seabury Quinn | Jerome Burke | |
The Battered Silicon Dispatch Box, 3 vols. 1400+ pages | The Battered Silicon Dispatch Box, 3 vols., each 186 pages |
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A review by Georges T. Dodds
While Quinn's early stories in Weird Tales, such as "The Phantom Farmhouse" in the second issue were
popular, it was his development of the occult detective Jules de Grandin, beginning in October 1925's "The Horror on
the Links" that made him the fixture he became in the "Unique Magazine." Seabury Quinn was certainly not the first writer
to develop such a character,
Algernon Blackwood's
John Silence: Physician Extraordinary (1908),
William Hope Hodgson's Carnacki the Ghost-Finder (1913) and
Sax Rohmer's
Morris Klaw in The Dream Detective (1920), and particularly
Jean Ray's
Harry Dickson. Le Sherlock Holmes Américain (1931-1940)
series having come before or concurrently, nor was he the last. Of
course, with his assistant and compiler of adventures Dr. Trowbridge, Jules de Grandin also owed something to Sherlock Holmes.
Most of De Grandin and Trowbridge's adventures occur in the town of Harrisonville, N.J., a town quite as haunted as
Lovecraft's Arkham, if perhaps not so much by Old Ones. De Grandin, an eminent French surgeon and former intelligence
operative resides there with Dr. Trowbridge, and together they solve crimes with occult or supernatural elements. Quinn's
stories, unlike those of Howard, Lovecraft and Smith, are set in a very real, if fictional small-town America. The vast
majority of the supernatural and occult elements in Quinn's stories are ultimately resolved to be the work of people, sick
and twisted people perhaps, but not trans-dimensional beings or spell-casting wizards. De Grandin was the Kolchak of his
time. Quinn from all accounts was the antithesis of the Lovecraft circle, he was no poor Art for Art's sake, reclusive,
psychologically-suspect autodidact -- basically, he had a life: a wife, a son, a number of jobs teaching, editing trade
magazines, a degree and an on again-off again law career. Where Quinn outdid his rivals at Weird Tales
was that he was market savvy, knew what the public wanted, and could crank out entertaining and remarkably unrepetitive
pulp fiction with the requisite nudie scene and bad guys getting their just desserts.
Well, I must confess to not having read all the 1400-odd pages of de Grandin tales, even Robert Weinberg in his
introduction suggests that the stories be read over a period of time, i.e., "best when taken in moderate doses." However,
I had read, some twenty years ago, the 35-odd de Grandin short stories reprinted in five Popular Library
paperbacks (1976-77):
The Adventures of Jules de Grandin,
The Casebook of Jules de Grandin,
The Hellfire Files of Jules de Grandin,
The Horror Chambers of Jules de Grandin, and
The Skeleton Closet of Jules de Grandin. Weinberg's
instructive afterwords from these titles are included in the current edition. Also included is an appraisal
of de Grandin by a first-time reader, Jim Rockhill, who draws an interesting parallel between Quinn and the
composer Georg Philipp Telemann on the one hand and Telemann's contemporary Johann Sebastian Bach and
Lovecraft/Howard/Smith on the other: Quinn and Telemann were hugely popular in their time, Bach and
Lovecraft/Howard/Smith relatively obscure in theirs. He also dissects the principal themes and elements of the stories.
I had never managed to get my hands on the paperback edition of Quinn's only Jules de Grandin novel:
The Devil's Bride, so it is this novel in the current edition that served as my refresher course in de
Grandin. In The Devil's Bride, a young bride wearing an odd barbaric silver girdle passed down through her family
is mysteriously abducted at the altar. De Grandin soon comes to suspect that the girdle was formerly used to mark
a woman first for leadership and later for human sacrifice to the bloodthirsty Satanic cult of the Yezidis. A woman
is crucified, and another woman who has witnessed this has had her hands cut off, her eyes pierced and her tongue
cut out. Her interrogation leads de Grandin to a sort of Black Mass where a baby is sacrificed on an altar which
is the naked body of the kidnapped bride. The young bride is saved, temporarily, but the Yezidis have numerous other
Fu Manchu-like tricks up their sleeves, though of course they are ultimately defeated if not exterminated. What
struck me most and was most unsettling about the story was the graphic violence, and an underlying sadism... the young
blinded woman whose hands were amputated and tongue cut out is forced by de Grandin to spend an hour tapping out
answers to his questions with her foot, 23 taps for "W," three taps for "C," all this before she dies. In
"The House of Golden Masks" women are enslaved and golden masks permanently wired into their faces. Today's blood
and gore school of horror doesn't have much on Quinn's de Grandin stories:
For pulp literature all these things are to the good, and if you like pulp literature you're sure to enjoy the de Grandin tales. However, in The Devil's Bride there are some elements which when read at 18 may be amusing, but when read as an adult are a bit grating. De Grandin is forever exclaiming things in French like "ah, par la barbe d'un poisson rouge! (ah, by the beard of the goldfish!) and "nom d'un chou-fleur (in the name of a cauliflower), which besides not being French expressions anyone but de Grandin has ever used, are silly and reminiscent of Robin's exclamations of "Holy tomato juice, Batman!" Besides this, the Yezidi Satanists are discovered to be in league with Russian atheists, as though the latter would even acknowledge the existence of Satan. Notwithstanding these criticisms, the de Grandin stories are highly entertaining and remarkably free of ethnic slurs for the era in which they were written. Certainly many of the stories do not have entirely happy endings, and not all the victims can simply regain their former lives. De Grandin while he often serves as judge, jury and executioner, is not above sympathizing with some of the villains who have been driven to their actions by unfair treatment at the hands of others. Similarly, sometimes it is expedient for de Grandin to simply blast a were-wolf to kingdom-come with a shotgun, whereas at other times Christian paraphenalia (crucifixes, rosaries, etc.) is used to greater effect. The Jerome Burke stories collected in three volumes of This I Remember are a completely different side of Seabury Quinn's work. These stories are reminiscences of funeral directors Quinn knew in his capacity as editor of a number of trade publications which he retold and published in The Dodge Magazine a publication of the Dodge Company, purveyors of fine embalming fluids. Written in the 1950s, these stories are totally unlike Quinn's Weird Tales material. These are human interest stories, and except for "The Touch of a Vanished Hand" in Vol. 1, have no supernatural elements. They are narrated by a small-town funeral director of Irish descent and describe how different funerals were handled, and the unexpected bonuses of doing a good turn to someone. While perhaps a bit saccharine in places, and overly-laden with folk-wisdom, these feel-good stories are a fascinating glance into the world of funeral directors. Certainly these stories show that Quinn was not a one-trick pony. Now, at $250 the three coffee-table size hardcover volumes of The Compleat Adventures of Jules de Grandin might appear a bit steep, but the old paperback editions only collected a third of the tales, didn't reproduce the Weird Tales covers, and are now fairly difficult to find. (I found mine second-hand at Downtown Books in Duluth, Minnesota in the summer of 1979 and have seen few since.) The Arkhan House title The Phantom Fighter, besides being long out of print, only collected 10 of the tales, and collecting the close to 100 issues of the original Weird Tales would certainly set you back a great deal more. Certainly if you're partial to pulp horror, this is amongst the best out there. Conversely, if occult detectives are not your cup-of-tea, then perhaps you might be best entertained by Quinn's tales of the funeral director trade.
Georges Dodds is a research scientist in vegetable crop physiology, who for close to 25 years has read and collected close to 2000 titles of predominantly pre-1950 science-fiction and fantasy, both in English and French. He writes columns on early imaginative literature for WARP, the newsletter/fanzine of the Montreal Science Fiction and Fantasy Association and maintains a site reflecting his tastes in imaginative literature. |
CONTENTS | |||
Introductory Remarks | |||
Title | Author | The Compleat Adventures of Jules de Grandin | |
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Volume | Page | ||
My Life With Jules de Grandin | Robert Weinberg | 1 | ix |
Afterword from The Skeleton Closet | Robert Weinberg | 1 | xii |
Afterword from The Horror Chambers | Robert Weinberg | 1 | xiii |
Afterword from Hellfire Files | Robert Weinberg | 1 | xv |
Afterword from The Adventures | Robert Weinberg | 1 | xvii |
Afterword from The Casebook | Robert Weinberg | 1 | xix |
By Way of Explanation | Seabury Quinn | 1 2 3 | xxi vii xiii |
My Father and I | Seabury Quinn, Jr. | 2 | v |
The Occult Delights of Jules de Grandin | Jim Rockhill | 3 | ix |
Jules de Grandin Stories by Seabury Quinn | |||||
Title | Weird Tales Appearance | The Compleat Adventures of Jules de Grandin | |||
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Month | Year | Cover artist | Volume | Page | |
A | |||||
Ancient Fires | September | 1926 | 1 | 66 | |
B | |||||
The Black Master | January | 1929 | Senf | 1 | 262 |
Black Moon | October | 1938 | 3 | 1191 | |
The Black Orchid | August | 1935 | 3 | 1016 | |
The Bleeding Mummy | November | 1932 | 2 | 770 | |
The Blood Flower | March | 1927 | 1 | 106 | |
Body and Soul | September | 1928 | 1 | 221 | |
The Body Snatchers | November | 1950 | 3 | 1405 | |
The Brain-Thief | May | 1930 | Senf | 2 | 503 |
The Bride of Dewer | June | 1930 | 2 | 533 | |
C | |||||
Catspaws | July | 1946 | Fox | 3 | 1348 |
The Chapel of Mystic Horror | December | 1928 | 1 | 245 | |
Children of the Bat | January | 1937 | Brundage | 3 | 1069 |
Children of Ubasti | December | 1929 | 1 | 367 | |
The Chosen of Vishnu | August | 1933 | Brundage | 2 | 853 |
Clair de Lune | November | 1947 | 3 | 1378 | |
Conscience Maketh Cowards | November | 1949 | 3 | 1396 | |
The Corpse Master | July | 1929 | Senf | 1 | 320 |
Creeping Shadows | August | 1927 | 1 | 138 | |
The Curse of Everard Maundy | July | 1927 | 1 | 125 | |
The Curse of the House of Phipps | January | 1930 | Senf | 1 | 380 |
D | |||||
The Dark Angel | August | 1932 | 2 | 736 | |
Daughter of the Moonlight | August | 1930 | 2 | 546 | |
The Dead-Alive Mummy | October | 1935 | 3 | 1026 | |
The Dead Hand | May | 1926 | 1 | 51 | |
Death's Bookkeeper | June | 1944 | Tilburne | 3 | 1279 |
The Devil's Bride | February- July |
1932 | Senf | 2 | 659 |
The Devil People | February | 1929 | 1 | 275 | |
The Devil's Rosary | April | 1929 | Rankin | 1 | 292 |
The Door to Yesterday | December | 1932 | 2 | 783 | |
The Druid's Shadow | October | 1930 | Rankin | 2 | 561 |
The Drums of Damballah | March | 1930 | Senf | 1 | 392 |
The Dust of Egypt | April | 1930 | Rankin | 1 | 410 |
E | |||||
Eyes in the Dark | November | 1946 | 3 | 1368 | |
F | |||||
Flames of Vengeance | December | 1937 | 3 | 1125 | |
Frozen Beauty | February | 1938 | Finlay; | 3 | 1140 |
G | |||||
A Gamble in Souls | January | 1933 | 2 | 799 | |
The Ghost Helper | February- March |
1931 | 2 | 622 | |
The Gods of East and West | January | 1928 | Senf | 1 | 168 |
The Great God Pan | October | 1926 | 1 | 77 | |
The Green God's Ring | January | 1945 | 3 | 1289 | |
The Grinning Mummy | December | 1926 | 1 | 83 | |
H | |||||
The Hand of Glory | July | 1933 | Brundage | 2 | 838 |
Hands of the Dead | January | 1935 | 3 | 1003 | |
The Heart of Siva | October | 1931 | Brundage | 2 | 753 |
The Horror on the Links | October | 1925 | 1 | 3 | |
The House of Golden Masks | June | 1929 | Rankin | 1 | 307 |
The House of Horror | July | 1926 | 1 | 57 | |
The House of the Three Corpses | August | 1939 | 3 | 1250 | |
The House Where Time Stood Still | March | 1939 | 3 | 1222 | |
The House Without a Mirror | November | 1929 | 1 | 353 | |
I | |||||
Incense of Abomination | March | 1938 | Brundage | 3 | 1154 |
The Isle of Missing Ships | February | 1926 | 1 | 27 | |
J | |||||
The Jest of Warburg Tantavul | September | 1934 | 2 | 926 | |
The Jewel of Seven Stones | April | 1928 | Senf | 1 | 195 |
K | |||||
Kurban | January | 1946 | Tilburne | 3 | 1314 |
L | |||||
Living Buddhess | November | 1937 | Brundage | 3 | 1113 |
Lords of the Ghostland | March | 1945 | 3 | 1289 | |
The Lost Lady | January | 1931 | Senf | 2 | 605 |
Lottë | September | 1946 | 3 | 1358 | |
M-N | |||||
Malay Horror | September | 1933 | 2 | 870 | |
The Man in Crescent Terrace | March | 1946 | 3 | 1326 | |
The Mansion of Unholy Magic | October | 1933 | 2 | 882 | |
Mansions in the Sky | June-July | 1939 | 3 | 1238 | |
The Man Who Cast No Shadow | February | 1927 | Petrie | 1 | 95 |
Mephistopheles and Company, Ltd. | February | 1928 | 1 | 181 | |
P-Q | |||||
Pledged to the Dead | October | 1937 | 3 | 1100 | |
The Poltergeist | October | 1927 | 1 | 157 | |
The Poltergeist of Swan Upping | February | 1939 | 3 | 1206 | |
The Priestess of the Ivory Feet | June | 1930 | 2 | 516 | |
R | |||||
The Ring of Bastet | September | 1951 | 3 | 1414 | |
A Rival from the Grave | January | 1936 | Brundage | 3 | 1037 |
Red Gauntlet of Czerni | December | 1933 | Brundage | 2 | 898 |
The Red Knife of Hassan | January | 1934 | Brundage | 2 | 913 |
Restless Souls | October | 1928 | 1 | 232 | |
S | |||||
Satan's Palimpset | September | 1937 | Brundage | 3 | 1085 |
Satan's Stepson | September | 1931 | 2 | 632 | |
The Serpent Woman | June | 1928 | 1 | 210 | |
The Silver Countess | October | 1929 | 1 | 342 | |
Stealthy Death | November | 1930 | 2 | 574 | |
Stoneman's Memorial | May | 1942 | 3 | 1265 | |
Suicide Chapel | June | 1938 | Brundage | 3 | 1167 |
T-U | |||||
The Tenants of Broussac | December | 1925 | Doolin | 1 | 13 |
The Thing in the Fog | March | 1933 | Brundage | 2 | 817 |
Three in Chains | May | 1946 | 3 | 1336 | |
Trespassing Souls | September | 1929 | 1 | 329 | |
V | |||||
Vampire Kith and Kin | May | 1949 | 3 | 1387 | |
The Veiled Prophetess | May | 1927 | 1 | 116 | |
The Vengeance of India | April | 1926 | 1 | 44 | |
The Venomed Breath of Vengeance | August | 1938 | 3 | 1180 | |
W-Z | |||||
The White Lady of the Orphanage | September | 1927 | 1 | 147 | |
Witch-House | November | 1936 | Brundage | 3 | 1053 |
The Wolf of St. Bonnot | December | 1930 | Rankin | 2 | 591 |
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