Total Recall (**) | ||||||
directed by Len Wiseman | ||||||
Kurt Wimmer and Mark Bomback, based on the 1990 film of the same name by Ronald Shusett, Dan O'Bannon, Jon Povill, and Kurt Wimmer, which was based on the short story "I Can Remember It For You Wholesale" by Philip K. Dick | ||||||
Rick Norwood
I rented the original film, but after about fifteen minutes decided that it really was as bad as I had
remembered and gave up. The new film takes off in a new direction, literally, involving tunnels through
the Earth from Great Britain to Australia. The tunnels may have been inspired by a Freshman Calculus
exercise: how long it would take a train falling under the force of gravity through an evacuated tunnel
to travel between any two points on Earth. The answer is something like 45 minutes, and is the same
no matter how far apart the two points are. This sounds like a good deal until you calculate the cost
of building such a tunnel, of keeping the inside a perfect vacuum, and of insulating it against the hot
magma inside the Earth. In any case, the people who made the movie must have flunked calculus, because
the gravity on the train would not be anything like what they show in the movie. It would
not "flip," with zero g in the middle. If the train went directly through the center (a train from Great
Britain to Australia would not) it would be zero g all the way. Otherwise the direction of gravity would
be toward the center, and the strength of gravity would depend on the component perpendicular to the
direction of motion. Those of you who remember your Freshman calculus can work it out for yourselves.
The short story has a mildly clever twist ending that both films ignore. Just as well. It is not the kind
of twist ending that would work at all in an action film.
No credit cookie.
Rick Norwood is a mathematician and writer whose small press publishing house, Manuscript Press, has published books by Hal Clement, R.A. Lafferty, and Hal Foster. He is also the editor of Comics Revue Monthly, which publishes such classic comic strips as Flash Gordon, Sky Masters, Modesty Blaise, Tarzan, Odd Bodkins, Casey Ruggles, The Phantom, Gasoline Alley, Krazy Kat, Alley Oop, Little Orphan Annie, Barnaby, Buz Sawyer, and Steve Canyon. Visit his web site at comicsrevue.com. |
If you find any errors, typos or other stuff worth mentioning,
please send it to editor@sfsite.com.
Copyright © 1996-2014 SF Site All Rights Reserved Worldwide