by Rick Norwood
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Every September my heart beats a little faster looking forward to the Fall Preview Issue of TV Guide. I remember
how excited I was about Star Trek: The Next Generation. I taped it with Betamax and absolutely loved Dr. McCoy's
cameo. And so, down the years, I've always had something new to look forward to each Fall. Two years ago I had
Enterprise, last year Firefly. This year -- Tarzan?!?
By all accounts the new Fall season will be the most dismal ever. If you read their web pages, the networks are all in love with the
word "edgy". If you read the descriptions of their new shows, you see a soggy mess of old ideas served up
cold: Joe Millionaire II, How to Date a Movie Star, more drama about cops, politicians, and lawyers,
more "heartwarming" comedy -- the nets love "heartwarming" almost as much as "edgy". The most pathetic new show, an object lesson in trickle
down economics, has people willing to humiliate themselves in front of suits in the hope of winning a minimum wage job.
Unless you count shows in which people with miraculous powers help other people or shows in which cops are infected by nanites there is no new SF at all.
Here is how it looks day by day. There is nothing worth watching on Tuesday, Thursday, or Saturday.
Monday:
Wednesday:
Enterprise gets a head start on Smallville by beginning Season Three on September 10 with "The Xindi II" by
Rick Berman and Brannon Braga. The bad news is that Enterprise has been lumbered with a couple more minutes of commercials, so the episodes
will be just a few minutes more than a half hour in length. The executives who decide how much entertainment the public will get
in an hour are the same people who order restaurant managers to see to it that you don't get more than five croutons in your salad.
Smallville, Season Three, begins on October 1 with "Exile" by Alfred Gough and Miles Miller. Clark moves
to Metropolis and meets Morgan Edge.
Angel, Season Five, follows Smallville on October 1 with "Conviction" by Joss Whedon. I was glad to
see Joss win a Hugo, sorry it was for Buffy rather than for Firefly.
Friday:
Stargate SG-1, on the Sci Fi Channel, still has several unaired Season Seven episodes, with no air date announced. Season
Eight is in the works, which will make Stargate SG-1 second only to The X-Files in longevity.
Sunday:
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Rick Norwood is a mathematician and writer whose small press publishing house, Manuscript Press, has published books by Hal Clement, R.A. Lafferty, and Hal Foster. He is also the editor of Comics Revue Monthly, which publishes such classic comic strips as Flash Gordon, Sky Masters, Modesty Blaise, Tarzan, Odd Bodkins, Casey Ruggles, The Phantom, Gasoline Alley, Krazy Kat, Alley Oop, Little Orphan Annie, Barnaby, Buz Sawyer, and Steve Canyon. |
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